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{5Type-thing-type!
{7Mutant Mango's explanation as to why
my disks were so late arriving!
{7 Thanks for the {4send. {5But I
didn't like the absolutely {6chicken
{7delay in this send but I think this
is the reason for this. {2You was
going to send off the same day {4that
you sent your last sending but this
large {5alien{7 type {4UFO {7thingy
appeared and asked you the way to San
Jose, your immediate response being,
of course, "cluck off", but {6of
course {7being from the planet
{5SIL-EPUS-ECAT {7he didn't understand
you and proceeded on his way knocking
over a few {2lamposts {7that just
happened to annoy him. Wondering what
the fuck was going on you walked up to
a large donkey-type-thing and told it
to take a stock pile of pasturised
{5dairy-type-products-type-products{7
but as it was a Mexican donkey it
didn't understand you. After these
events you went home and looked at
your jiffy-type-envelope-type-thing
and you thought "I'll send this off on
the 10th of April-type-date-type-date".
And {4NOW {5you know!!
{5By Mutant Mango of Quartz!
{3(Ed: If you thought that was
strange, you should meet this guy!!
He literally LOOKS like a {6banana!
{3I'm not joking! {1We all thought
that {7Quartz {3had their own
inflatable-type-banana-blow up thingy
like you see at football matches!
{4But in actuality, it was}3 Mutant
Mango! {4I'm telling you, {3it's
fucking true!)